Seen here is top (top? as in gay top or numero uno?) Bollywood actor and junkie, Furspleen Khan, with his ugly, anal-sex loving (read the speech bubbles mate! Freudian slips always tell the true story) wife, Natasha Mudnanny(who will turn out to be pretty eventually, once she has all that plastic surgery) at some overseas awards function for shitty commercial Bollywood actors, sponsored by starry-eyed dehati NRIs, I presume. From what our 'sources' tell us, Fardeen is grabbing his twinkie because he's trying to tell Natasha he desperately needs to go to the loo - to meet up with fellow addict, Sanju Bebe, better known as Sanjay Dutt (druggie/terrorshit) so they can binge on some quality American crack.
I honestly don't know what girls see in Fardeen. Is it the lure of free drugs? Huh? Tell me.
