Double Dose of Bollywood Mashups (More Free Bollywood MP3s, YAYYYY!!)

Here are two Bollywood mashups for all our die-hard fans, i.e. nobody. Yes, because we have no fans, these tracks are for nobody in particular.

a) Featuring the reggae-tinged Bollywood hit, from the movie Aradhana, "Roop Tera Mastana", with On-U Sound kingpin, Adrian Sherwood's Indian tinged dub track from his fabulous solo release, Never Trust A Hippy, "Hari Up Hari", DJ Cow Tse Tung and MC Rasta D'Sasta are proud to present, "Hippie Tera Mastana", featuring vocals by Bollywood playback singer and actor, Kishore Kumar. As we lack credibility, I thought we'd go for incredibility. Listen online NOW, or download free mp3.



b) The Cow Tse Tung Sound System proudly presents the next Bollywood mashup in the series, "Haal Kaisa Hai Gutbuster Ka", featuring the Asha Bhosle-Kishore Kumar hit from Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi, "Haal Kaisa Hai Janab Ka" mashed up with "Theme From Gutbuster" by the prankster bigbeat duo of Bentley Rhythm Ace, ex-Pop Will Eat Itself. Listen now, or download your MP3 copy now.

Watch the original video of Roop Tera Mastana, featuring Bollywood actor and Member of Parliament, Rajesh Khanna and Saif Ali Khan's mommy, Sharmila Tug-whore Tagore here.



Related Youtube video from Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi:

Don't Stop Till You Get To Bollywood

It is common knowledge that none of our content, Bollywood or otherwise is original. Ever.

Heck, I even use "our", we" and other plurals, in a feeble attempt to fool the masses into thinking this to be the work of a dozen talented minds. Yes, like a blogging supercollective, with a team boasting of the best brains in the business.

Except, that being a Harijan, no one really wants to associate with "us", and "we" are but Lone Rangers. Even Tonto ditched me. Stupid f****** dog.

So well, today...Gaonwaalon [a.k.a. Romancin' cowntrymen], CTTV presents the newest old-time mashup hit from Bollywood by Afshin Ravanbaksh and Dayheem Naderi, co-produced by Roya Shadravan[with all due respect to Michael, PuhleezeDon'tJackMySon].



Dayheem used to look like such a nerd [not that I know/knew him - I just Googled him up and found some old pics]. And look at him now...

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Where is my beloved bastard-child, Calf Tse Tung?