Why Arun Nayar MD, Should Be Pissed Off...

This is Dr Arun Nayar, from Columbus Community Hospital. Probably a well-respected medical professional with a good standing in his local community.

His namesake though, is a sleazy Oxford graduate (aren't they all?) and a fake software and Internet entrepreneur, who's married one of my fantasy sex partners, Elizabeth Hurley. Being upset over this unfortunate event, my nobleness knew no bounds, and I was forced to character-assassinate the "other" Arun Nayar. I think I have hence made a lifelong friend in Hugh Grant, who, besides the non-transvestite Liz Hurley, shares an avid love of real transvestites with me.

Just look at this screenshot of the "other" Arun Nayar's company website, and you'll agree with my fantastic reasoning abilities.



The logo was designed by none other than Liz Hurley's 4 year old, Damian. How enterprising. Just like papa, Steve "Bing" Laden. And what in fuck's name is a blonde, Caucasian chick doing on an Indian company's website? Trying to appease opponents of outsourcing? I have hence conclusively proved that this Nayar dude is a smart cookie (his momma named him MacAroon, HELLO), but is neither honest nor decent.

So, as I was saying, Liz Hurley and MacAroon Nayar exchanged vows for the second time in Nayar's native India, and a certain Page 3 socialite from Mumbai, Parmeshwar Godrej, hosted a party for them. Now, photographic rights to the wedding were given to either People or Hello magazine, and I really don't care which one of the two it was, because I'm not an insomniac and don't need these remedies as yet.


As such, I have to confess that the picture you see is not of the Arun Nayar-Elizabeth Hurley wedding in Jodhpur, India, but does feature them in traditional Indian costumes (sherwani and saree). Costumes for this wedding were to be designed by none other than gay Indian fashion designer, Rohit Bal, who annoys me more than other gay Indian fashion designers like Mannish Malhotra, who's anything but mannish. What a silly name to give an effeminate child. YAWN.
Like I always say, "where's Ritu with big Berries when you need her MOST?" Mugatu of Zoolander fame misquotes, "that Ritu's so hot right now".

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Celebrity-obsessed netizens across the planet are in a Parmeshwar frenzy. Who is this Godrej person?

This is Parmeshwar Godrej. With lesser known celeb, Richard Gere.

When you have a billion dollar bank balance and a unisex name like Parmeshwar, I guess its alright to be androgynous. Deceptively androgynousmasculine to the extent that pansyboys like the very attractive Richard Gere mistake you for a macho stud. One would think Parmeshwar's lipstick gave her away, but y'never know with Mr. Ger(e)bil lover. Maybe he's into dominant, gay partners with just a slight touch of femininity. You might ask where he sees the last trait in Parmeshwar Godrej, but that's not a question I can answer, coz I'm neither his brain nor his dick. Until next time...pee happy.

The Bollywood Scientist Report: Neelgai's Relish Salmon in Cans

Per reports appearing in renowned Indian science journal, The Bollywood Scientist, we can prevent Neelgais from going extinct by feeding them canned salmon.

Seen here is a neelgai getting its share of premium grade Bollywood salmon, by means of slaughtering Bollywood actor, Salman Khan aka Salmon Can.



In other Neelgai and Salmon news, a court ruled against Salman Khan, when he claimed to have shot a Neelgai in self-defense, as the neelgai tried to eat his sparse hair, thinking it to be good grass (and we all know how hard it is to get good grass these days. Heck, Wubble U even samples my fellow druggie, Professor Stanley Unwin going "its difficult these days to get good grass."). Yeah bro, I don't blame the neelgai, eh...

To make things worse, Salman absented himself from court so he could grow some real grass on his head, and avoid getting his hair eaten the next time around. That Salman's such a smart lad. He's destined for a greater role in the Bombay Underworld. Karl , don't Hyde.