Showing posts with label metrosexual. Show all posts
Showing posts with label metrosexual. Show all posts

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Will Someone Get John Abraham Some Shaving Cream And a Razor?

John Abraham Needs A Decent Razor

Y'know, one of Cow Tse Tung's pet hates is this carefully groomed "ungroomed" look. How can you have the same beard length, consistently, over a period of 20,000 years. John Abraham is in dire need of his fake girlfriend, Bipasha Basu's waxing strips, because the razor obviously doesn't work well enough for him, and neither do his facial hair grow beyond the 2mm consistency we have seen over time.

So Johnny, you either grow a fucking beard by going to a hair-transplant place and getting them to move some of your pubic forest to your face, or go for the clean-shaven look. Because you're only trying to be another Gurdas Maan here, and we both know he has more talent than you ever will in 20,000^n lifetimes.

The second issue is this Johnny-Bipasha business. Who exactly do they think they are? The desi Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? Give it a break you publicity-starved fuglies, and tell the world the truth - that your relationship is a facade!

Monday, July 10, 2006

(Aeon) FLuXXX - Mardon Ka Sabun (Machoman Randy Cabbage Soap)

About a year back, an Indian superstar and closeted momosexual (that's my "polite" term for "Motherfucker") decided to express his feminine side by pretending to be a dainty nymphet ridding herself of the stench of the legendary casting couch by rubbing her soft skin with Lux soap.

Bomgayboy, and Gay Bollywood Actor, Shahrukh Khan dips his manhood in some manly FLUX! Mmmmm. NOT!

Then came machoman Shahrukh Khan, who showed us for once and for all who the alpha male, asli aadmi around town was - yes, ironman Shoeraxxx dipped himself in a potent mix of potash and soda, to prove he wasn't gay or feminine, just a metrosexual bisexual. Be very afraid, youth of Bomgay! The time of Lux is over, 'coz FLux is here!

PS: This post was sponsored by CTT Cowrporate Rebranding P(ot)ty. Ltd.