Wednesday, November 30, 2005

For First Time in India! Superstar SALMON in Tin CAN!


Are you pretty Indian girl who think Salman is dishiest Bollywood actor?
Are you mail fan who wannabe Salman Khan?
Well, Hindustan Macchi Company listen your needs and desire and we glad to present our brand new first-time launch in India product this fine day in November - Salmon CAN! Yes, big bite of the real Salmon, in a portable, ready-to-eat tin. Yes, even can being edible, so reducing waste. Also being relatively low-cholestrol, this product Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hain and doesn't cause heart attacks or gonorrhea! "Eat your heart out, yaar".

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Bend It Like Begum?


The activist in Ila Arun(of Vote for Ghagra fame) is campaigning for a better deal for Parminder Nagra, after Kiera Knightley beat the British Indian girl to superstardom.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Okra Entertainment Proudly Presents...BHINDI-AN IDLE and SONIA NIKKAMI!


Taking a cue from the Bollywood drag queens of Britain, Sonu Nigam comes out of the closet. Presenting to the world, the one and only...
SONIA NIKKAMI
"But I ain't useless".