Sunday, June 03, 2007

Tintin Doggiestyles Nikki Aneja

I was a huge Tintin and Snowy fan as a child. I think I've read all but 4 of the Tintins ever released.

So, it makes my heart swell with pride when I see quality, family-friendly Indian entertainment, despite growing immorality across the globe, with inspiration (however warped) drawn from (Herge's, as in this case) masterpiece comic series.

I mean, check this out. Indian Tintin clone with a Snowy hangover, dressed in discarded fabric from a refurbished sofa that belonged to his great-grandmother, with the deftest, most stylish highlighted hair you are ever to see. He's doing something evil to Nikki Aneja, who used to be a real hottie, until she decided to dress solely in fugly, boring Indian outfits, and star in nonsensical television serials about family feuds, extramarital affairs and black magic.

That dude is the antithesis of coolness. What's a MILF like Nikki doing with him? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

You're on the blog that asks...what's with this sindoor shit? I mean, its like marking your prey. Analogically represents a virgin's bleeding vagina. Shameful practice. Nothing religious about it.