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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Will The Real Medusa Please Stand Up?

Celina Jaitley tries hard to do a Medusa on her fans. Ugly.

Time and again, Bollywood flicks come under fire for being unrealistic. Seen here is Celina Jaitley playing Medusa in some sexed-up version of the new Bollywood biopic plagiarized from the Hollywood movie on Alexander The Great, enhanced with ancient Greek mythological characters and a merry band of singing 'n'dancing soldiers, who participate in qawwali wars against the army of Porus Punjabi.

Now, Medusa is supposed to be a scary monster, not some bikini-clad bimbo who's trying to seduce you by flashing her pint-sized boobies instead of scaring the living daylights out of you.

Cow Tse Tung demand that lady adjacent to Celina in beeg poster be instate as nu-Medusa.

The script might be lame - can we at least have decent actors, please?