Y'know, one of Cow Tse Tung's pet hates is this carefully groomed "ungroomed" look. How can you have the same beard length, consistently, over a period of 20,000 years. John Abraham is in dire need of his fake girlfriend, Bipasha Basu's waxing strips, because the razor obviously doesn't work well enough for him, and neither do his facial hair grow beyond the 2mm consistency we have seen over time.
So Johnny, you either grow a fucking beard by going to a hair-transplant place and getting them to move some of your pubic forest to your face, or go for the clean-shaven look. Because you're only trying to be another Gurdas Maan here, and we both know he has more talent than you ever will in 20,000^n lifetimes.
The second issue is this Johnny-Bipasha business. Who exactly do they think they are? The desi Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? Give it a break you publicity-starved fuglies, and tell the world the truth - that your relationship is a facade!
