(Aeon) FLuXXX - Mardon Ka Sabun (Machoman Randy Cabbage Soap)

About a year back, an Indian superstar and closeted momosexual (that's my "polite" term for "Motherfucker") decided to express his feminine side by pretending to be a dainty nymphet ridding herself of the stench of the legendary casting couch by rubbing her soft skin with Lux soap.



Then came machoman Shahrukh Khan, who showed us for once and for all who the alpha male, asli aadmi around town was - yes, ironman Shoeraxxx dipped himself in a potent mix of potash and soda, to prove he wasn't gay or feminine, just a metrosexual bisexual. Be very afraid, youth of Bomgay! The time of Lux is over, 'coz FLux is here!

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