Spent Good Friday being a Bad Dog, "trekking" warez sites for pirated VSTi's. I want Ethnosphere and Swarplug (full versions) and I don't want to pay a cent for them.
Rumor is that Rakhi Sawant is two plastic surgeries away from a title role in a Hollywood biopic about
Amanda Lepore. Great going, bimbo. Another one for the Plastique Fantastique collection.
Is this the first time a currymuncher is playing the lead in a Hollywood film NOT made by an Indian filmmaker? Nah. How could you forget
Hrundi Bakshi of Gunga Din fame?
Not a Peter Sellers fan, I guess.
Then there was Amrish Puri, who ended up becoming Jean Luc Pickled instead of
Jean Luc Picard, losing out to his whiter skinned nemesis only in the final audition, when they realized that the saleability of an Indian (an INDIAN?) space pioneer/leader was doomed from the outset. Live Long and
Phosphorus. Poisoning. Fucking racists.
And Kareena Kapoor. How could I forget Kareena. The "queen" of Bollywood. As in, the drag queen. Being an Amazonian warrior princess is one thing, but it takes a lot of effort for a real woman to end up looking like a transsexual, and Kareena seems to have a flair for pulling off reverse gender illusion a little too often for my comfort. Anyway, yeah, so Kareena is now Kar"Xena" Kapoor, following in Lucy (F)Lawless' footsteps. Almost.
Kiss a Gabrielle lookalike, c'mon!
You're on the blog that asks "What's the likelihood of Shri Krishna being the patron saint of the Blue Man Group?"Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
Krishna, Krishna
Hare, Hare.
Hare Rama, Hare Rama,
Rama, Rama
Hare, Hare
