Bollywood Transvestite Nuisances!

Man, I'm all for hijra rights and shit, but this is just too much. The Bollywood slut here wants to go and get a drink, but the transvestite clutching on to her is too worried about people discovering s/he's NOT really a woman, because she has a clearly visible hard-on. HELLO! Like it isn't obvious enough you're a drag queen!

Rakhi, the Savant

Man, ever since Rakhi Sawant kissed that girl, Kainaz, I have a newfound respect for her.



But this, this completely blows me! Yes, Rakhi at the International Technophobe's Technology Mela 2006, in Ropar, Punjab. She's posing with Microbesoft founder, Bill Gates' newly released book, The Toad Ahead, about how Google frogleaped Microbesoft to be the world's premier pornography search engine. Incidentally, Bill reckons Rakhi is a savant in a league of her own.

And everything falls into place now. As most bisexual, or gay celebs tend to have intellectual abilities not visible in the heterosexual populace, Rakhi's kiss with Kainaz makes perfect sense to me. So much for rumors of drugged, drunken orgies - shame on you paparazzi, trying to trash every decent intellectual trying to live her/his life by slotting them into the Kate Moss cell.

(Aeon) FLuXXX - Mardon Ka Sabun (Machoman Randy Cabbage Soap)

About a year back, an Indian superstar and closeted momosexual (that's my "polite" term for "Motherfucker") decided to express his feminine side by pretending to be a dainty nymphet ridding herself of the stench of the legendary casting couch by rubbing her soft skin with Lux soap.



Then came machoman Shahrukh Khan, who showed us for once and for all who the alpha male, asli aadmi around town was - yes, ironman Shoeraxxx dipped himself in a potent mix of potash and soda, to prove he wasn't gay or feminine, just a metrosexual bisexual. Be very afraid, youth of Bomgay! The time of Lux is over, 'coz FLux is here!

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Sikhula in Sikhsylvania

No offense meant to my Sikh brethren, but this boy's family represents the filthiest Sikh fortune out there.



Priya SuksHed, you butch girl, you sissy boy - Why do rich kids get all the hot transvestites? :-(

Mirror, Mirror on the Ball, Who is the Macho-est of Dem Ball?

I always tell my son, Calf Tse Tung that a true Iron Man is an Iron Wank. Its like one of those Chinese proverbs, so don't dare question my time-testes wisdom.

Anyway, seen here are prime candididates (respects to those crazy folk at Badmash.org, and their Who Wants Some Dishoom toon) for Bollywood/Indian high-society's most macho faces - what a day to hold the competition - 'tis International WoMen's Day today. And don't you just love the camaraderie, the attitude? Mess with Anand, and her boyfriend, Parmeshwar, will smack your buttocks till you cry Naaneeee. Wanktanks.



Yes kiddies, that is the one and only Anand "I'm not in the"Jo(h)n, famous NYC fashion designer, arm in arm with his sugar daddy, Parmeshwar Godrej, who seems to have gone - umm - transsexual/FTM. Oh, and Parmeshwar dude isn't wearing a halter - its a vest, you blind bats.

Role reversal is so much fun with older bitches.