Friday, December 23, 2005

Was Fardeen Khan Trying To Sneak Out (And Away From Natasha Madhvani) To The Men's To Get A Heroin Shot?

Fardeen Khan and Natasha Madhvani at some boring Bollywood award show overseas. YAWN.

Seen here is top (top? as in gay top or numero uno?) Bollywood actor and junkie, Furspleen Khan, with his ugly, anal-sex loving (read the speech bubbles mate! Freudian slips always tell the true story) wife, Natasha Mudnanny(who will turn out to be pretty eventually, once she has all that plastic surgery) at some overseas awards function for shitty commercial Bollywood actors, sponsored by starry-eyed dehati NRIs, I presume. From what our 'sources' tell us, Fardeen is grabbing his twinkie because he's trying to tell Natasha he desperately needs to go to the loo - to meet up with fellow addict, Sanju Bebe, better known as Sanjay Dutt (druggie/terrorshit) so they can binge on some quality American crack.

I honestly don't know what girls see in Fardeen. Is it the lure of free drugs? Huh? Tell me.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I so love to hate this guy

The only reason he is anything is because
of the Khan tag in his name
and because he is Feroz Khan's son

On his own he would have drowned in bollywood a long time ago

X said...

Nepotism - the great Indian plague ;-)