Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Will The Real Medusa Please Stand Up?

Celina Jaitley tries hard to do a Medusa on her fans. Ugly.

Time and again, Bollywood flicks come under fire for being unrealistic. Seen here is Celina Jaitley playing Medusa in some sexed-up version of the new Bollywood biopic plagiarized from the Hollywood movie on Alexander The Great, enhanced with ancient Greek mythological characters and a merry band of singing 'n'dancing soldiers, who participate in qawwali wars against the army of Porus Punjabi.

Now, Medusa is supposed to be a scary monster, not some bikini-clad bimbo who's trying to seduce you by flashing her pint-sized boobies instead of scaring the living daylights out of you.

Cow Tse Tung demand that lady adjacent to Celina in beeg poster be instate as nu-Medusa.

The script might be lame - can we at least have decent actors, please?

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Good ones Cow Tse Tung
Haven't been here since some time

Wish you a
Happy New Year !

X said...

Hey Abhay, thanks for dropping by - a happy new year to you too dude. Cheers.

Doddi Buddhi said...

Hey CTT

This is wicked stuff! man

Reading your blog just enhanced my life by over 10 years...
DB

X said...

thanks Doddi. you're too kind ;-)