A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that sitar used to make me smile
Darth Kader (Khan) - Bollywood's inimitable Dark Lard of the Shit
Chewbaba - A Rookie Sadhu that loves the bong
Luke SkyNaukar - Wannabe Chaddhi Knight and Servant Extraordinaire
Dhobi Wank A Noobie (nOOb) - Washerman with a penchant for giving virgin youths hand-jobs.
Scene Uno, Circa 8957 AD:
Darth Kader: Who moved my cheese?
Dhobi Wank-a-nOOb: Stop airing your dirty laundry in public or I shall be compelled to use the force of my washerman's bat on you, Darth Cheddar Luke Sky Naukar: Did you get last week's laundry yet, Dhobi? Darth Kader hasn't changed his Chaddhis in a week and we fear a Chaddhi uprising
Chewbaba: Blhahlkjdajasda. Why can't we all just smoke the piss pipe?
Dhobi Wank-a-noob: Are you threatening me?
Luke Sky Naukar: You aren't Cornholio, you low caste dhobi
Chewbaba: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Chaddhi knight! Eat my skorts, turdburger.
Maybe its time to convert this into a Pootube clip :-O
- Dhobi: Washerman
- Naukar: Servant
- Sadhu: Hindu Mystic