Dirty Girl Mael-Licka Sherawat To Lick The Dirt Off Your Clothing In The Eco-Friendliest Move Ever

Pictured here is front-loading whooshing machine, and part-time Bollywood stripper Mallika Sherawat, suggestively putting a finger in her mouth [ever heard of intuitive DESIGN?], telling you where exactly she wants those dirty undies to go. Yes, our Mael-Lickah is gonna rid you of all that bacteria, and use her salival enzymes to give you the MOST cleanest, MOST hygienic, MOST healthiest [healthiest?] washing possible in Bollywood.



Goodbye OmoMatic.

Honorary mention: Dr. Mal [dirt] Washer, Liberal MP, whose name suggests he's gonna clean the dirty world of politics. Yeah, right.