Seen here is Bollywood superstar, actor Shah Rukh Khan, in his funky zebra suit, supposedly designed by his friend, the very campy un-Mannish Malhotra. Notice those kinky handcuffs - mmmmm. We're headed for a night of wild Schweppes Passiona drinking. And maybe some BDSM while we're at it, eh?
A related rumor has it that Shah Crook was rounded up by the Mumbai Polish Force for links to the racist Mumbai Andhra-World Association, "MAWA" and Kannada superstar, ChipmunkJeevi.
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