Secular Bollywood superstar, Shah Rukh Khan, whom we lovingly refer to as
Shah Crook or
ShoeRaxxx has dived into the booming shoe-rack business in Vanuatu. Hin
jdew immigrants are erecting a temple here, which means that there will be a consistent demand for shoe racks over the years, hence making Shah Rukh's business model a sustainable, and profitable one. Wish your favorite Bollywood star luck for his new venture by visiting the Vanuatu
HinjewHindu Temple and renting a shoe-space. Today! Opening offer - one free genuine camel-leather insole with every shoe-space booking. That's shoooeee lovely.
It is said that Bollywood marketing guru, SalesMan Khan has come up with a foolproof marketing plan for the company, using "Jootey Dede, Paise Lelo" as the slogan.
"जूते दे दो, पैसे ले लो"
Isn't that simply brilliant?
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