For example, check this babe out, who looks like an ugly dude in drag. She's even going to the "Laddies". Yes, toilets for the third gender. How progressive are we?
Don't ask me who this TV Star is, unless you want to hear the cliched "TransVestite Star" reply. And notice the marigold stuck in her cleavage. Well, the boobs are called jugs, alright, but they're no vase, bimbo.
Black looks really good on most people. But y'know kids, as daddy Tse Tung always says, money can't buy you class. You can buy Gucci chaddhis, and team them up with Tommy Hilfiger jackets, but it won't do a single good thing to your sense of style. Pedigree is paidagiri, if you know what I mean.
Man (and when I say this, I'm saying MEOW, like the uh troopers in Supertroopers, MEOW), check out this chick's ass. Its like her arse was so big that they had to get XL sized GladWrap/ClingWrap, and then run around her ass seven times, like the Saath Pherey of Hindew weddings, and then bloody sew the dress - or is it a garbage bag - around her. Disgusting. Even those earrings. They're more like 'hoopla rings'. Admit it. Supersize Meh!
And this old dude - does he not turn you ON? Those sexy women's shorts. That flubber around his stomach. That silver chain. *Sigh* I'm out of words, for once.
The next desi who says "y'all" to me is gonna get his head shoved up his daddy's ass. Y'all get that?
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