The Bollywood Scientist Report: Neelgai's Relish Salmon in Cans

Per reports appearing in renowned Indian science journal, The Bollywood Scientist, we can prevent Neelgais from going extinct by feeding them canned salmon.

Seen here is a neelgai getting its share of premium grade Bollywood salmon, by means of slaughtering Bollywood actor, Salman Khan aka Salmon Can.



In other Neelgai and Salmon news, a court ruled against Salman Khan, when he claimed to have shot a Neelgai in self-defense, as the neelgai tried to eat his sparse hair, thinking it to be good grass (and we all know how hard it is to get good grass these days. Heck, Wubble U even samples my fellow druggie, Professor Stanley Unwin going "its difficult these days to get good grass."). Yeah bro, I don't blame the neelgai, eh...

To make things worse, Salman absented himself from court so he could grow some real grass on his head, and avoid getting his hair eaten the next time around. That Salman's such a smart lad. He's destined for a greater role in the Bombay Underworld. Karl , don't Hyde.