Sunday, December 10, 2006

Flinch, You'll Get A Fuckin' Gun Butt In Your Dutt

Sanjay Butt

Here, at Cow Tse Tung Centre For Terrorshits and Sundry Little Shits, we are pleased that justice has been meted out for a crime committed by a celebrity. A celebrity, yes, because in India, celebs seem to get away with murder, and not just figuratively. Kudos to the judge.

Egalite.

At the same time, we express our support for the hairless buttocked Ganjay Butt, and wish him luck for the future. A song dedicated to Mr Butt - "Dirt" by Death in Vegas.
"Flinch, you'll get a fuckin' gun butt to your gut".

Don't flinch an inch. You're the king of comebacks. We shall see you soon - stronger, and wiser. Godspeed.Yes, my friends. Someday, you Indians will experience the power of equality too. So will I, living in a predominantly Caucasian land, where subtle racism seeps through people's facades of multiculturalism every now and then. *sobs* I sound like a crybaby ABCD trying hard to reclaim/rediscover my desi roots by claiming to be marginalized by my fellow Ku Klux Klansmen, when they discover the fact that under my hood, I was not quite as White as they are. Ouch.
" Hey FOB, I identify with you, finally. Now bow down to me, you little piece of curry shit, ya first genner bastard."
Does that ring a bell, mi amigos (the amigas always get away with murder because of their assets and asses)??? *choke* The drukqs are *gulp* killing me. Save me, AFX.

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