This is Dr Arun Nayar, from Columbus Community Hospital. Probably a well-respected medical professional with a good standing in his local community.
His namesake though, is a sleazy Oxford graduate (aren't they all?) and a fake software and Internet entrepreneur, who's married one of my fantasy sex partners, Elizabeth Hurley. Being upset over this unfortunate event, my nobleness knew no bounds, and I was forced to character-assassinate the "other" Arun Nayar. I think I have hence made a lifelong friend in Hugh Grant, who, besides the non-transvestite Liz Hurley, shares an avid love of real transvestites with me.
Just look at this screenshot of the "other" Arun Nayar's company website, and you'll agree with my fantastic reasoning abilities.
The logo was designed by none other than Liz Hurley's 4 year old, Damian. How enterprising. Just like papa, Steve "Bing" Laden. And what in fuck's name is a blonde, Caucasian chick doing on an Indian company's website? Trying to appease opponents of outsourcing? I have hence conclusively proved that this Nayar dude is a smart cookie (his momma named him MacAroon, HELLO), but is neither honest nor decent.
So, as I was saying, Liz Hurley and MacAroon Nayar exchanged vows for the second time in Nayar's native India, and a certain Page 3 socialite from Mumbai, Parmeshwar Godrej, hosted a party for them. Now, photographic rights to the wedding were given to either People or Hello magazine, and I really don't care which one of the two it was, because I'm not an insomniac and don't need these remedies as yet.
As such, I have to confess that the picture you see is not of the Arun Nayar-Elizabeth Hurley wedding in Jodhpur, India, but does feature them in traditional Indian costumes (sherwani and saree). Costumes for this wedding were to be designed by none other than gay Indian fashion designer, Rohit Bal, who annoys me more than other gay Indian fashion designers like Mannish Malhotra, who's anything but mannish. What a silly name to give an effeminate child. YAWN.
Like I always say, "where's Ritu with big Berries when you need her MOST?" Mugatu of Zoolander fame misquotes, "that Ritu's so hot right now".
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Celebrity-obsessed netizens across the planet are in a Parmeshwar frenzy. Who is this Godrej person?
This is Parmeshwar Godrej. With lesser known celeb, Richard Gere.
When you have a billion dollar bank balance and a unisex name like Parmeshwar, I guess its alright to be androgynous. Deceptively
6 comments:
You've got good taste in fantasy sex partners, Mr Cow. Liz is a haughty bitch who may well have been the sister of her ex, 'Huge' Grant. But does that make her less sexy?
Don't love Liz as much as you (obviously) do, but HATE Arun Nayar and I'm not even sure why! :-)
Awesome post Cow!
Liz Hurley just creeps the hell out of me, and Arun Nayar would be just as creepy if he weren't so terribly pathetic.
Definitely not, venerable GB sir. In fact, us Indians find incest to be the ultimate turn-on. If only LH and HG were siblings. Yummy.
Hey Polka - I don't mind Arun, but the whole software company aspect of it comes across as a bit dodgy. Thanks ;-)
Daddy's girl, may I ask why Liz Hurley creeps you out? Is it because you're scared of robots?
LOL! Exactly, cow tse tung. That's exactly it.
LOL! Exactly, cow tse tung. That's exactly it.
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