Sunday, December 03, 2006

Will Someone Get John Abraham Some Shaving Cream And a Razor?

John Abraham Needs A Decent Razor

Y'know, one of Cow Tse Tung's pet hates is this carefully groomed "ungroomed" look. How can you have the same beard length, consistently, over a period of 20,000 years. John Abraham is in dire need of his fake girlfriend, Bipasha Basu's waxing strips, because the razor obviously doesn't work well enough for him, and neither do his facial hair grow beyond the 2mm consistency we have seen over time.

So Johnny, you either grow a fucking beard by going to a hair-transplant place and getting them to move some of your pubic forest to your face, or go for the clean-shaven look. Because you're only trying to be another Gurdas Maan here, and we both know he has more talent than you ever will in 20,000^n lifetimes.

The second issue is this Johnny-Bipasha business. Who exactly do they think they are? The desi Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? Give it a break you publicity-starved fuglies, and tell the world the truth - that your relationship is a facade!

4 comments:

joebillsuebob said...

wat the fuck is ur problem? Their both betta than u y r u concerned about the way he looks? all that matters is that's hes hot and probably way betta looking than u! asshle

joebillsuebob said...

wat the hell is ur problem? all that matters is that he's hot and way betta than u

X said...

a human is always better looking than an "asshole". no rocket science/ eureka moment there, turdburger.

i dont like jon abraham. now what?

Unknown said...

all i can say to u is u r such an asshole fuckr...beta watch ur words before speaking....